foreveralone-lyguy:

troix:

foreveralone-lyguy:

internetexplorers:

change the world today by doing a thing

How much thing?

like 8 thing

That’s too much thing

gnarly-gnat:

one time at a wax museum i thought one of the tour guides was a wax person cuz they were just standing there not moving so i go up to them like “who the fuck is this supposed to be” then they just looked at me and laughed

katherlne:

I see London I see France. Wow. they’re both 486 miles away from eachother. That’s a long way. I have great eyesight.

two-trolls-one-pail:

iatethepomegranate:

elemeno-pee:

theresstillbeauty:

just a friendly reminder that if you drink and drive you’re a fucking douchebag and everyone hates you

New Zealand’s biggest anti drink-driving campaign is literally

Australia uses a very similar one. The two countries really are like siblings.

yeah, we got the looks, and they got the sheep

fizzyginger:

If Prince Charles’s ringtone isn’t I Just Can’t Wait to be King then what’s the point

zaymmaliks:

SOMETIMES I WANNA BE A WHORE AND DO DRUGS JUST TO SHOW MY MOM HOW MUCH WORSE IT CAN BE THAN JUST LEAVING MY DIRTY SOCKS ON THE FLOOR